The GROUT
So, was Commanding somewhere in North Kashmir, and one fine day felt urge to have fish. The one fish that has always fascinated me since the time I went to Kokernag and Verinag as part of a school trip was Trout. The fisheries dept had a Trout breeding farm in one of those places. So, asked my Quartermaster to arrange for 'Pink Trout from Kokernag" Now, the poor 2 star General being from the Southernmost tip of India only nodded and said "yes sir, yes sir will do it sir" Just as a prelude to this, we used to get Pizzas from Pizza Hut almost every week from Srinagar vis the Sumo drivers that went everyday. So, a couple of days later, the same officer walks into my office and says," Sir, we need to send someone on temporary duty (TD which actually requires permission from higher HQ) to Assam I was shell shocked and asked him WHY? Because to send some on So, his reply "Sir, you want to eat Grout from Kokrajhar, so someone has to go and get it". Fina...